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Mr. Black reviews “Lost Boys: The Tribe”. Did someone say suck-fest?

Mr. Black here. Whenever I see movies like this the first question I ask is… “Who the hell funded this?!!!” What a steaming pile of crap this flick was. Look, we all know that sequels rarely live up to the original but this should have never been green lit passed the concept phase let alone be given as much money as it was to be produced.
Why was it so bad you ask? The cinematography made the entire thing look like a music video. The acting was laughable. Corey Feldman as Edgar Frog was funny when he was a kid, but now that he is pushing 40 it is just a joke.

I guess I am not the demographic for this film. Maybe if I was 15, obsessed with porn, and watched MTV 27 hours a day, maybe then I would think this was a good movie. Cant believe it but Twilight looks better than this.

Señor Black out!

1 Rant-Back so far

  1. thedude on August 1st, 08

    Come on man, its the Feld-dog, it had to have been good by default. As we all know Feldman does have the midas touch with. Not.

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